I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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