After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Randomize
