How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
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