Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Just pee around me
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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