Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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