Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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