He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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