Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
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