Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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