I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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