"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
where are you?
Hypothermia
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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