Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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