You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I stole a fireplace last night.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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