I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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