Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Randomize
