Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
it's like iHOP with fire
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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