Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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