i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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