why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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