i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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