can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
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