I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
Randomize
