Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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