I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
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