Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
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