Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Randomize
