i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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