Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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