Plan B is the new Plan A
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
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