K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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