I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
seriously iPhone. stop autocorrecting all my fucks into ducks. you're making all my strong worded texts look harmless and adorable.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
Randomize
