But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
Randomize
