PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I enjoy the company of your penis
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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