I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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