Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
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