the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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