what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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