Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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