She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
Randomize
