I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
A bitchslap is in order.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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