i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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