My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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