Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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