question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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