I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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