Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
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