You're a womanizer and a bitch.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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