One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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