But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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