i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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