Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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